Sweet & (Sig) Sauer

Should you have the extreme misfortune to come across a Hole Lotta Rosie STOP. assess your position. A tactical retreat is HIGHLY recommended.

Establish a position behind a substantial barrier from this imposing theat to your 1 st. 2 nd. 8th. 9th. & 10th. amendment rights.

In this case such a substantial foe can only be repelled, with any thought of self preservation in mind by what I like to call "The Corner Gun".

While an experimental prototype, it is available and your best bet.

Should someone ass-rape your dumpster with large un-broken down cardboard boxes and related space consuming refuse; we recomend the simple yet effective,bare bones attention getter. The .22 Snub

If he gets tired of loading HIS shit in HIS van ,it won't make much noise and you can then load one more piece of refuse into YOUR receptical.

Should you purchase close to a ton of cement and the Homies at the Depot attempt an assault on your HALF ton truck, we suggest the time tested AK but with an upgraded mag.
Since there are many more lurking inside the target structure , with absolutely nothing better to do aside from practicing concealment tactics and giving false intel.