Tuesday, April 29, 2008

 

SMOKIN' DEAL


This is outside Sacremento Airport at the AM /PM . Think I'll pass.
Click on the image and read the fine print under "49"


I think I can get a better deal back in Tucson on the Res.


Saturday, February 23, 2008

 

Road Hunting


I'm working on the road in No. Cal. This is across the street from my Hotel as I pulled out one morning.
In the front yard of an apartment building, on a 4 lane road!
If you live in the apartments...or just wait for a break in traffic;
The suggested "Taking Device" is of course the DAISY B-B GUN.
Preferably the Red Rider.
AVery quiet pop, then Shake & Bake.

Friday, February 1, 2008

 

Neighborhood REX



If you don't want your hood to look like a place to park junk cars, you might get the Zoning laws changed so as not to allow BILLBOARDS IN YOUR FRONT YARD!

That being said, the best way to Enlighten your local politicos & thier signage patrons may be an ancient but tried and true
FLAMING ARROW.

It's also pretty!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

 

How To Grow A WallMart














In my time in the south land I was treated to endless public service announcements via radio/TV, extolling the virtues, Ney the NEED to conserve our water in this 8th year of drought. All at taxpayer expense of course. Could the money have been spent more wisely???

This was the view from my window EVERY morning,rain or shine. I can't believe no one from a city/state/county agency has been to Wally World.
The Liquidator is the the perfect choice to hose down these gas bags.


Sunday, September 30, 2007

 

FIXIN' TO ROLL


"The Road to Freedom is Paved With Blood and Firearms"

ME, 2007

Unfortunatly these third world bastards seem to be ....well, getting ready to Pave The Road With Firearms.

 

HAPPINESS


"Doncha know that Happiness is a warm , yes it iiiiiiss GUUUUUuUUUuuuUUuuuUUUuuunn!"


Monday, September 3, 2007

 

WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE





Should you have the extreme misfortune to come across a Hole Lotta Rosie STOP. assess your position. A tactical retreat is HIGHLY recommended.


Establish a position behind a substantial barrier from this imposing theat to your 1 st. 2 nd. 8th. 9th. & 10th. amendment rights.


In this case such a substantial foe can only be repelled, with any thought of self preservation in mind by what I like to call "The Corner Gun".


While an experimental prototype, it is available and your best bet.


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