Sweet & (Sig) Sauer

Hit So. Cal. 3 weeks ago . Been gone 24 years. Found a good deal on smokes @ Sihng's place at Artisia & Western . Back to the hole , fire one up ,open brewhi, free up this little magic box o' mine and go throurgh the start-up ritual; grab the fag & WHAT ??!! the damn things about out !
Que the fuck paso? after running this drill a few times i get all scientific & shit .
It seems I'm being protected my government once again . I have puchased FIRE-RETARDANT CIGARRETS! Every 1/2" they go out. AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
The bad realisation is it may be a benifitial product for me as I take a hit & hunt & peck take a hit & write my dailies etc. I waste a lot o' smoke when not sucking on the carciagenic dick . Problem is how do they build these things . Thicker paper band every 1/2" or mabey a strip of Halon(a fire retadant) ? Danm, sure tastes like shit having to suck it hot again ! Usualy use my lighter to burn it off; OOOHH conributing to global warming.

I have an idea ; how about you buracrtic bastards just get real jobs & leave me & my "Big Companys"- big tobacco/big fast food /big oil / the big 3 / the fuck alone.
If evryone knew the govenment tax on gas was 4-5 times greater than iol co. profits, & a pack of smokes would be about $1.50 without tax & all other gov. regs. they might wake up.

BUT

If I fall asleep & kill myself because I was to dumb /drunk/high/or busy beating my wife & kids, to snuff my butt, I belive a valuable service has been rendered by big tobacco & natural selection in tandem .

More on morons soon!